Issue #24, 14 – 20 December 2008

This week: Sylar plays mousetrap with the Company on Heroes; Elliot uses his horseback riding skills to save the gang from going to jail on Leverage; and Cutter cockblocks himself in order to make sure justice is served on Law & Order. Continue reading »

Issue #23, 7 – 13 December 2008

This week: Gossip Girl blew minds and became Emmy-worthy…or at the very least Ed Westwick did. Continue reading »

Issue #22, 30 November – 6 December 2008

This week: Nora pretends to be a construction foreman on Brothers & Sisters; Paris Hilton finally finds her new BFF; men walk through walls on Fringe; McCoy lays the smackdown while a Loops and Cutter bromance blossoms on Law & Order; and Shane is chauvinistic and domineering on Lipstick Jungle. Continue reading »

Issue #21, 16 – 22 November 2008

This week: I suffer through the weekend without my DVR (house-sitting, bummer); it becomes more than the regular level of apparent that Lacey has a mental illness on Rock of Love: Charm School; Gossip Girl gives everyone warm fuzzy feelings for Thanksgiving; some chick gets murdered by a tiger on Law & Order: SVU; a dead body helps Booth move up to first class on Bones; and Sons of Anarchy is more fucked up than ever. Continue reading »

Issue #20, 9 – 15 November 2008

This week: The Hills’ Whitney gets her party on; Heroes gets good again, but it’s not because Jeph Loeb was fired; Eli Stone kicks some cheating fiancé ass; Bones gets good again or at least as good as this season will allow; and Jennifer Aniston guest stars as the most awesome psycho ever on 30 Rock.

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Issue #19, 2 – 8 November 2008

This week: some of the Rock of Love girls resort to fisticuffs on Charm School and no one is surprised; John Connor gets sloppy with security on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles; The Big Bang Theory’s most socially-awkward nerd gets a girlfriend; and McCoy and Cutter respectfully disagree about a case on Law & Order.

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Issue #18, 26 October – 1 November 2008

This week: TVR suffers because of the World Series (reruns galore!); Don returns home on Mad Men; the title is oh-so-true on My Own Worst Enemy; Raising the Bar’s Judge Kessler puts her bitchiness on the backburner for a week; and Paris wants her best friend to be a stalker on Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.

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Issue #17, 19 - 25 October 2008

This week: the Walkers hold an overly emotional yard sale on Brothers & Sisters; The Hills’ Audrina wants her flower back from Justin; Eli Stone goes on a date with Katie Holmes; family ties strangle the ladies of Lipstick Jungle; and the new chief kicks a potential mugger’s ass on ER.

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Issue #16, 12 – 18 October 2008

This week: the Rock of Love girls prove why they needed a season of Charm School; Claire wears impractical shoes to fight villains on Heroes; Raising the Bar makes me cry AH-GAIN; Aubrey gets her female empowerment on during the Making the Band 4 finale; and Corrie proves that racism never looks hot on Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.

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Issue #15, 5 – 11 October 2008

This week: Sheldon and Penny teach us non-gamers what “AFK” means on The Big Bang Theory, Marshall dreams of a world where no one holds their own cups on How I Met Your Mother, another intern bites the dust on Bones, Cherry becomes a mouth-breather on Sons of Anarchy, and Kath & Kim are bedazzling on their eponymous show.

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