Penguins: the new gay frontier

Posted by Kate G. in Politics.

Just heard this story, HAD to pass it along.

According to the Huffington Post, these two gay guy penguins in China have been pushed to the margins of their penguin friends. Why, you may ask?

Get ready.

The couple have been stealing male-female couples’ eggs to raise on their own. As you may know if you’ve seen “March of the Penguins,” they do this waddle-thing to switch the egg between mother and father so the other parent could go get food. These sneaky little bastards were taking large, round rocks and shuffling them up to other penguins in order to switch them out for real eggs.

See, if same-sex adoption was legal for penguins, this wouldn’t even be an issue.

*(p.s. not sure if the penguins pictured with the article are the real penguins. looks more like the editors trolled Google to find the gayest two penguins in the universe. mission ACCOMPLISHED.)

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