"It was a strange feeling, because as far back as I could remember, Dolly Parton had been little more to me than the butt of a million breast-implant jokes."
"If Norwegian wasn't your first-choice language elective, not to worry, these bands bring on da noise in English."
"July 17, 2009 is going to kick November 21, 2008’s ASS!"
"Right alongside Oprah's soul in the display case of the damned, you'll find this guy."